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# They really shouldn't be allowed to watch any more TV.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# WILD HAS.. oh
YOU'RE BACK! How did you escape from the lorry?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# DENIZENS ON SPRINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Unless Art's become ultra-strong, is this furniture-moving proof that the animals AREN'T just in his head?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I never said that they were.
Anyway; how feeble are you if you can't slide a mattress about on your own?!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Well, I don't know that I could pull a double mattress upstairs just by grasping the top corner,
but I'm obv ill spinach-equipped to comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I've moved double matresses by myself before
though it does go better if you have imaginary furries to help you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Me and the misses move a double matress most nights!
the misses your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Ho ho ho
though it does go better if you have imaginary furries to help you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# YOU MISSED A CHAPTER
I wanted to see weetabix man and cat woman lying on the bed

Moggy, our loyal informant exposed your treachery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# "treachery"?
What did I do this time?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# you are afraid to post
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Afraid to post what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10716601
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Yeah. I hate my human nature too.
*masturbates while clubbing a baby seal to death*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I prefer my inhuman nature
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# You didnt share a sequential art strip with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10716562

I could have just missed it though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# *makes up for it*

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ah YEAH
Dammit - you make drawing look so easy

Will you be coming to the lahndan bash? Emvee will be there. You can give him a hug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Unlikely.
I'm best man at a wedding pretty close to that date.
I'll be spending the weeks leading up to it trying to ensure that a Groom doesn't get himself killed/poisoned/shorn.

Edit: DAWWWWWW! I'm gonna miss my biggest fan?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# *sobs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# It's nice to see some construction lines,
I thought you could just effortlessly generate perfectly-formed furriness :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# \o/
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Why is his cock coming out of his stomach?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# "I'll be down in a minute love, I'm just petting the chestburster"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Have you seen the ears on that woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# WAY too big
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Whoa! He should be shagging horses, not cats
with an appendage like that!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Or tubas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# The joy of (not) sex
Is there anything more ironically fun?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# HERE IS THE MAN, for children aged 3 and up.
Here is the man. Say hello to the man.
The man is laying on the bed.
The man is next to the cat.
The man wants to insert his penis into the cat.

Can you spot what is wrong with these sentences?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Is it that it's a cat not a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
Edit edit: The Stuj is next to the penguin :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# :D O<
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# IT'S A PENGUIN DRIMBLE!
IT'S CLEARLY A PENGUIN. ANYONE CAN SEE IT'S A PENGUIN.
It's plainly NOT a duck. Why would I want to have sex with a duck? Do you think I'm some sort of SICKO?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# oh I thought it was a robot
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# She's a squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Yes.
#2 should read:
The man is lying on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
Surely:
The man is telling lies on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# "Time for spluff," said Zebbedy
Also I see you escaped from the back of Moggy's truck
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Zebedee
jesus wept
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# are they german?
ze beddy?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# It would seem that way
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# sploof
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Arf
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I've seen things like this before
and they don't end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Yiff porn cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Yes.
It's all fun for a while, then the inevitable haulage contractor from Cirencester turns up and suddenly you're sleeping in the attic with only a bread-knife for protection and empty cider cans to piss in. It's a slippery slope.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# What pictures are in the frames on the wall?
If this was the Beano, you'd have to draw them in, you know.

Edit: 207.44.242.20/board/10716446
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "White cat in snow"
and "Polar bear goes skiing"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# anaemic bukkake party
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# "Albino with his eyes closed"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It's just the frames.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# What?
Who hangs empty frames on the wall? Apart from creepy minimalist types that can't stand 'clutter'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# He lives with a cat, a penguin, a squirrel and there's a legion of shadow creatures in the cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'm going to go with Bourbon Fox's reply below.
Framed prints of Squirrels with Tits by Boris Vallejo and Chris Achilleos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Animals have a very limited opinion on art
and will happily settle for any post-modern crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ikea saves the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I'm just glad they were seen as photo frames.
Rather than "hastily draw scribbles added to fill up dead panel space".
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# the shadow fall.
(rpx, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Squirrels with tits, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I bet it's something by Tunde Aragundade
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# *closes Google*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Tiem for bed
bed beer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Are her ears getting longer?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# HEY PACHUCO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XHcZR0cjY
(rpx, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:32, archived)