Sorry to be a miserable git, but war is not fun at all and the only beasts are these:

[EDIT: Human beings, not 'black people', you racist tits]
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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Have you been drinking Toilet Duck again?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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yeah, send them all back home, I say
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:41,
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Racist
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:51,
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