Based on the content of that article I think he should be hung, drawn and quartered.
Not for the wife beating, mind. For wearing that pair of sunglasses.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:02,
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...and appearing on Piers Morgan's chatshow
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 20 Mar 2012, 14:08,
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