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# Further proof that Art is losing his mind.
Not only was he grooming his pet cat for sex, but now he's having imaginary phone conversations with a stray playing piece from the collection of board games in his cellar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# THE CELLAR!
WITH PROFESSOR PLUM
USING THE CROWBAR

a bar made from finest crow.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# oh my! AND HOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# He's been sniffing the stuff that leaks out of the fridge again
Why else did he open a private petting zoo that includes a squirrel, a penguin and small midgets?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it's those small midgets you have to look out for
as opposed to those large midgets whose gargantuan voluminousness defies standard displacement catagorisation and measurement.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# All Art needs is a barrage of Lemurs.
Jack should totally add a bunch of lemurs. It's be cooool
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# a barrage or bunch?
How about a barge full of lemurs

on some incomprehensible and risky voyage to some far flung land that is some place that one shouldn't go a great distance in a barge to get to but a barge is all they had for this purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# There are actually a couple of Lemur characters that have been waiting to show up in SA for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# I hope they vigorously turn up in a barge
and just barge in with their mighty barge

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# There will be no barge.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ultimate sadness.
walks slowly off into sunset, on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)