Did you know?Fuck actually means 'Fornicate Under Consent of the King'
True story right there.
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Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:34,
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True story right there.
The earliest examples of the word otherwise are from Scottish, which suggests a Scandinavian origin, perhaps from a word akin to Norwegian dialectal fukka "copulate," or Swedish dialectal focka "copulate, strike, push," and fock "penis." Another theory traces it to M.E. fyke, fike "move restlessly, fidget," which also meant "dally, flirt," and probably is from a general North Sea Germanic word; cf. M.Du. fokken, Ger. ficken "fuck," earlier "make quick movements to and fro, flick," still earlier "itch, scratch;" the vulgar sense attested from 16c. This would parallel in sense the usual M.E. slang term for "have sexual intercourse," swive, from O.E. swifan "to move lightly over, sweep" (see swivel). But OED remarks these "cannot be shown to be related" to the English word. Chronology and phonology rule out Shipley's attempt to derive it from M.E. firk "to press hard, beat."
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:37,
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so now when people say "you don't know fuck"..oh wait, that was another joke.
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 23 Mar 2012, 18:41,
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"No Fucking Whey" was invented in a field.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 23 Mar 2012, 21:14,
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