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# no you have to get to mars first
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:46, archived)
# But I can't get to mars in the 1850's!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# don't you know any eccentric inventors who have spent most of their family fortune researching time travel?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Strangely enough, I made this time machine several years ago,
But then discovered that, because I only built it to go back and change the past, if I managed to change the past, why would I bother to build it in the first place, meaning that I never could change the past...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Well, the best way to deal with a temporal paradox, is as follows.
1. unzip
2. enjoy the breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# I'm already there ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# me too, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Just your arse though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)
# yeah man, no point having a whole body martian transplant
the idea is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)