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# Have you ever made a cute picture, not a surreal doodle with overtones of body horror?
I think I'd like to see that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I tried, but there may be hidden undertones of despair.
I'll try go find it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's difficult to find anything I've ever done which isn't at least faintly unsettling.
If I do anything unambiguously cute, it's usually based on somebody else's work.

This is the best I can find so far. I think it was because Riverghost once said "rouge badgers".
Oh and here's a totally gay picture of a cat up a tree.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# This is my limit of cute before I cross the line and it goes wrong.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:58, archived)
# There's a strong correlation between disturbing and interesting, I find
that's the trouble. Fluffiness is a whole other world, takes some adapting to.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# yeah man, plus it's one step from fluffyness to furryness innit


So lets have a traditional image from the chicken farm.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# The black armband implies an act of revenge.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# maybe there is hidden symbolism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Symbollocks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# D'awwwww :D
I don't think I've ever done anything cute, you know. Like, ever. The closest I think I've ever been to being cute is when I did this.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Cute
is overated.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# It's a challenge, though.
I feel I'm lacking a skill if I can't do cute.
This should not be interpreted as a claim to have any skills.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# True
I suppose. I've never tried. Even when i try to draw a serious art the temptation is always to add a rude penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# you do realise that the only reason I draw deformed body horror is that it's easier than drawing proportioned bodies that look like actual humans
which is something I'd have to practice to get right, and practice is like effort and shit, so muscular arms with eyes on the end protruding out of bloated stomachs with various tubes and cables connected to strange mechanical devices it is!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# The combined shitness and laziness of all the internet's adherents of the "anime art" style puts the lie to your statement.
I mean, they tend to aim at cute, not tubes and eyeballs and deformations. Well, not more than maybe 40% of the time.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# if I could do manga drawing, I'd do it, there's some bodyshock stuff I think would be funny.. oh wait..
I can't stop being me :)

edit: by "funny" I mean actually horrific.

so therefore funny I guess.

I'm a wronger :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:30, archived)
# and it rarely makes any kind of sense

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# I see you've worked in Pork Farms then.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# I am familiar... with... standards.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# All seems in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# The shipment of unemployment grade mixed-meat pies will be ready for the friday morning collection.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)