Stay indoors and watch them on television,then you can pretend they're happening in another country.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:00,
archived)
sadly I'll be fighting the hordes at every train station instead
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:40,
archived)