LIES
'Toadstool' originates from the 15th Century, from the first observation of a mutant strain of amphibian with opposable thumbs, who were using crude clubs to batter each other senseless
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:22,
archived)
Sadly,
A mere prank executed by Arti subsequent to his invention of the time machine on a long Easter weekend.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27,
archived)