Anyone seen a fat copper?
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Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies,
Sat 31 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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I was in Asda once
There were two coppers in front of me, all they had on the conveyor were two big bags of doughnuts. And they wonder where the stereotypes come from...
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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now,
Sat 31 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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I suggested this for a question of the week
"Cliches you've seen in reality."
It was inspired by a dog run out of a butcher's with a string of sausages - I kid you not.
I've also seen a grand piano on a rope being dropped from 4 storeys up.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sat 31 Mar 2012, 11:56,
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