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# i did something similar to my dad's bollocks
aged about 7
hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
# Haha :D I've accidentally kneed myself in the tackle before...
...and on more than one occasion. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Are you some sort of contortionist?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I think it's just because I've got really narrow hips.
Or something, fuck I dunno. All I know is, I hated myself for hours afterwards. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# You mean your balls hang down to your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# knee meet nutmeat
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)
# i was in character as Miss Piggy..
haaaiiii yaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# space hopper balls
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:32, archived)
# Hmm... nah, I'd still vouch for the idea that I have really long legs.
Or I'm a contortionist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)