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# It was like a big wobbly mess of a middle-aged woman
I think she had a shopping bag with her, implying that her bones had suddenly vanished while she was out shopping...
Which, depending how you look at it, is either quite frightening... or an episode of Bewitched :)
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# A big wobbly mess of a middle-aged woman, huh?
I see them all the time in Salford Precinct.

To me, it sounds quite Roald Dahl-ian.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah,
like Tales of the Unexpected... or to give it a more accurate name 'Someone Dies in an Upsettingly Traumatising Way' ;)
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# Or "Really Fucked up Shit Caught on Film".
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:51, archived)
# That was the original name
for 'You've Been Framed!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# I thought it was "Toddlers Falling Off Things Clip Show" o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Probably still would.
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