If you go to the Albert Hall
and ask for a porter called Alf, he will show you the ball for a small gratuity. It has never been on public display, but is kept in an old sweet tin in Alf's office down by the boiler room.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03,
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He's quite a character that Alf, what he doesn't know about tinned testicles isn't worth knowing.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:05,
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