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# its disgustin isnt it ...but how many can you fit?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# THE TOPE
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I only count the fists
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Didn't think I would get to pea this so soon
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# HOORAY
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# if it's in past the wrist it's a fist
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# This is actually true
My missus used to work for Canadian customs and one of her duties was to check any porn they found to see if it did indeed go in past the wrist - in which case it was illegal and it was confiscated
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Fisting is illegal in canada o_O
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# best job eva
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# If we're talking Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers, two.
('Mind you, they were all chocolate fingers by the time I was finished with them' - Richard Herring)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# what about a finger of fudge?
if one is just enough to give your kids a treat, what would two or more be?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# a prelude to obesity.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# LOLBLOATEDDEATH
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# how many can I fit?
in mine or the Queens arse?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I don't know, how many queens can you fit in your arse?
:D
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# twelvety
last time I checked, mind you that was a while ago.

Probably out of practice by now ;)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Oh my, that just won't do!
Jump back into that ring and get counting!

er...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Is it a standard chess set?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# yes, but remember what happens to overexcited pawns
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# OH Noes!
I have a whole bunch about to "reach the other side" or something
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# oh my!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# mmm her arm looks like pasty crimping
noms :)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "Pasty Crimping", could almost be a village in Dorset.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Pasties FTW

^my old fluffy Sybil
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# arr
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# pieces of gr-eight
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# If you go to the Albert Hall
and ask for a porter called Alf, he will show you the ball for a small gratuity. It has never been on public display, but is kept in an old sweet tin in Alf's office down by the boiler room.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He's quite a character that Alf, what he doesn't know about tinned testicles isn't worth knowing.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Superb! His missing, massively swollen, grey testicle is behind him...does he know?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# It looks like she's answering his question before he's asked it
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Underestimate much?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)