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# its disgustin isnt it ...but how many can you fit?
(custy chrome i like weird stuff, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN THE QUEEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# THE TOPE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# I only count the fists
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Didn't think I would get to pea this so soon
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# if it's in past the wrist it's a fist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# This is actually true
My missus used to work for Canadian customs and one of her duties was to check any porn they found to see if it did indeed go in past the wrist - in which case it was illegal and it was confiscated
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Fisting is illegal in canada o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# best job eva
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
Steve Edge?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# If we're talking Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers, two.
('Mind you, they were all chocolate fingers by the time I was finished with them' - Richard Herring)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# what about a finger of fudge?
if one is just enough to give your kids a treat, what would two or more be?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# a prelude to obesity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# LOLBLOATEDDEATH
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# how many can I fit?
in mine or the Queens arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I don't know, how many queens can you fit in your arse?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# twelvety
last time I checked, mind you that was a while ago.

Probably out of practice by now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Oh my, that just won't do!
Jump back into that ring and get counting!

er...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Is it a standard chess set?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# yes, but remember what happens to overexcited pawns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# OH Noes!
I have a whole bunch about to "reach the other side" or something
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# mmm her arm looks like pasty crimping
noms :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "Pasty Crimping", could almost be a village in Dorset.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Pasties FTW

^my old fluffy Sybil
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# arr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# pieces of gr-eight
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# If you go to the Albert Hall
and ask for a porter called Alf, he will show you the ball for a small gratuity. It has never been on public display, but is kept in an old sweet tin in Alf's office down by the boiler room.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He's quite a character that Alf, what he doesn't know about tinned testicles isn't worth knowing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Superb! His missing, massively swollen, grey testicle is behind him...does he know?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# It looks like she's answering his question before he's asked it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Underestimate much?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)