Ha ha!
If he had the runs, he'd break the pot.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43,
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BIBLICAL BROWN CLOUD OF DESTRUCTION!
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46,
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WINNET STORM LEVELS CITY BLOCK
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48,
archived)
SCATTERED DESTRUCTIVE TAGNUTS LEAVES CIVIC AUTHORITIES BAFFLED
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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WALLS ABRADED TO NOTHING BY HAIL OF SUPERSONIC DANGLEBERRIES
"I watched my store disappear in hurricane of rusty water" says local grocer.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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"THE LAST I SAW OF MY WIFE, SHE SAID, THAT'S A CLOUD OF CORN" says local jewellery monger, Billy Fructose.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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PEBBLEDASH UP TO FOUR FEET THICK COATS NATIONAL MONUMENT.
CONGRESS ADJOURNS AFTER OUTBREAK OF BOKING.
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Smallbrainfield,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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"STILL TASTES BETTER THAN A KEBAB" - Randy Quim, passing tourist.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35,
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