If he was that important,he'd have someone to smile for him.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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He does, this is a stunt double or in Rob's case a Internet Cunt Double.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:25,
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