the 'cuntcrow'the cuntcrow has a higher pitched 'caw' than the average crow, wrangling the cunt crow can be difficult due to the smell of shit which constantly seeps from it's ass, mouth,ears,eyes and nose.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:19,
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Throughout the history of crow-wrangling, there have been those few who thrived on the challenge of the cuntcrow.My friend and mentor, Jack "Sticky Hands" Snode, was such a man. He actually invented the Cuntcrow Capture Mitten. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:32,
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Wow, that right there is a Doris Dumpy, named after the inventor.As you probably know, the Snode has broader hips and an extruded snottling gauze.
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Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:47,
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