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# Red Wing Crow Launch.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:41, archived)
# awesome
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:49, archived)
# I got the pic today while out riding
...as they say,the angle was perfect.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:52, archived)
# How does one start riding crows?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:29, archived)
# At the beginning. HAHAHA!
Sorry, that's an old crow-wrangler's joke, I couldn't resist.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 4:44, archived)
# This is me crow-wrangling, several years ago

It's completely unshopped except the sky, which originally had bits of sick in it.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:01, archived)
# This is a closeup of my face

I've changed it now, got one with a cup holder.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:04, archived)
# I don't have a picture of the new face but it looks a bit like this.

I've shopped in a cupholder. It came out pretty well.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:12, archived)
# I think that if more dogs had cup holders, they would be more popular
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:27, archived)
# Dogs?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:38, archived)
# HI I'M NEATMEAT AND ENDORSE THIS CUPHOLDER
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# that's not actually you
is it?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13, archived)
# Hahahaha

no sir.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:14, archived)
# awww
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:17, archived)
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(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:37, archived)
# wow
i am truly impressed
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:41, archived)
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(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:11, archived)
# See, as a crow-wrangler, I'd know to beware of this crow.
This crow is not going to be easy to deal with. Crow-wranglers refer to this sort of crow as "difficult".
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:13, archived)
# the 'cuntcrow'
the cuntcrow has a higher pitched "caw" than the average crow, wrangling the cunt crow can be difficult due to the smell of shit which constantly seeps from it's ass, mouth,ears,eyes and nose.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:19, archived)
# Throughout the history of crow-wrangling, there have been those few who thrived on the challenge of the cuntcrow.
My friend and mentor, Jack "Sticky Hands" Snode, was such a man. He actually invented the Cuntcrow Capture Mitten. I know it's hard to believe but it's true.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:32, archived)
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(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:45, archived)
# Wow, that right there is a Doris Dumpy, named after the inventor.
As you probably know, the Snode has broader hips and an extruded snottling gauze.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Wheeeeeee
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 5:17, archived)
# That's quite some thrust
Has he been eating curried onions?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 7:53, archived)
# FWOOOOOOSH!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:19, archived)