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# I'm not saying yesterday was surreal
But we seemed to decide my funeral will be attended by a 6 foot snail with a grin.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, archived)
# I'm going to get a ventriloquist at my funeral.
They're going to tie string to my body and make me dance to 'Agadoo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Get them to do the hokey-cokey as they put you in the coffin
Left-leg in, left-leg out, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# And if they're not all up and clapping along to it, I've died in vain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Use these guys, I get a finder's fee

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Lacist!



Oh, and nice "lol" slipped in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Excellent! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Oh, you didn't put an address
Never mind, I happen to know it's the dead centre of town.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Hopefully somewhere near Bury.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Do they have an office in Gravesend?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# I might have to use a satnav... anyone here use a Tomb Tomb?

Also a vastly exhausted pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Funerlols
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:27, archived)