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# She had a great personality.
But just this one time I want to sneak an anonymous quickie.


I wonder if they have to be supervised.

My mortician is also my chaperone.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# after a tough day, sometimes it's fun to crack open a cold one.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Turn the lights down low. Barry White in the record player.
One glass of wine. Wait, the lights can be any way I want them. Turn them up!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Wine? wtf?
Allah doesn't want you to drink alcohol.
But he's totally fine with you fucking your dead wife, apparently.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)