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This is totally the best posts on b3ta ever

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

k
whatever
zzzzzzzzzzzz

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

People will remember this day

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

I've forgotten it already

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

Who were you?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Samantha Fox

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

I always preferred the other one, her with the dark hair

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I've had her, her minge stank like a blocked drain at a halal butchers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

She said you had a willy like a pipecleaner that had been left in a bottle of turps

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

I had to put it in her weehole or I couldn't feel the sides :(

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

I heard you wee'd in her weehole and she didn't even notice

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

she did when the bladder parasites starting breeding

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

It's cute that you've got a nickname for your semen

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

sod this, imma go talk to my parrot

if you catch my drift

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

We've all 'talked to your parrot'

eh? Phwooar

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

What Elvis said

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)