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# I want to get a pair of boots
and fill them with custard

and photograph it

and call it 'pus in boots'

but I've never done this, as it's mental.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Top tip:
Fill them almost to the top with screwed up newspaper, then seal with a circle of card, and pour a layer of custard over the top. Then you only need a small amount of custard.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Top tip 2:
'Shop it, then you don't need any custard or any boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)