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# I found a whole bag of the stuff at school.
But while trying to work out a way of discreetly removing the haul from the shrubs (right beside the teacher's car park) without anyone noticing, another student go their first, shrieking: 'Look! It's a bag of fucking porn!!'
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I wish porn stashes were left behind bushes at my school
Would have been an positive, amusing memory to look back on
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ^what he said.
All I ever really found was page 3 of the Sun and a jaw-bone. Probably belonged to a fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# The closest I got to a porn stash in my school years was when I found a box of page 3 photos in the woods
I have no idea why
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Maybe a startled pervert dropped it and ran off?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Was this fox jawbone the item that bestowed you with a lifelong yiff chromasome?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Maybe it was.
I only just about stopped eating the furniture at 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# I found an A5 imported hardcore mag in the fields behind my school.
It had a racing driver showing two of his helmets, and some pretty ladies putting one of them into their various orifices. For about a week, I was a fucking GOD, and everyone wanted a piece of the scripture.

I sold it for enough money to buy a computer game for my Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ah!
Glad I wasn't alone in capitalising on "found" filth!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# My mate used to cut out and keep the page 3's from his parents newspapers
He sold them to me for a fiver (or a tenner - i cant remember)

Ah - back in the day where the internet wasnt around, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:32, archived)