And so, I checked all the registered historical facts
And I was shocked into shame to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 3:44,
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so I broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner
she said, "oh, I know you and you cannot sing"
I said, "that's nothing, you should hear me play piano"
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 2 Jun 2012, 5:19,
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