
Someone stop those corgis! Lizard flesh is bad for their tum-tums!!!
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 1:14,
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As I said about 1.618...'s Victor Meldrew post - absolute genius.
Though infinitely more disturbing.
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 4:19,
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Though infinitely more disturbing.

And I was shocked into shame to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 3:44,
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How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other

she said, "oh, I know you and you cannot sing"
I said, "that's nothing, you should hear me play piano"
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Sat 2 Jun 2012, 5:19,
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I said, "that's nothing, you should hear me play piano"