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# THAT's why the nozzle is that shape!
Edit: also, getting a brand name like that into a fantasy genre book is going to be challenging. Maybe if there was a lemon-scented pet duck which lived in the bathroom... But the heroine would still have to rub herself on it. Could be considered animal cruelty.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahaha, actu-lols.
You're onto a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:56, archived)
# It could be a rubber duck.
ed: oh right fantasy. Make it the Commode Swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01, archived)
# "Oooo I love how the neck bends just right!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:05, archived)
# A heroine who is destined to save the world, has an all-powerful king for a husband and an arse as neat as a rounded peach
Keeps a swan in a commode with which to freshen her lady parts.

You're right. It could sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08, archived)
# To wipe away the royal leavings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:09, archived)