

Sorry, Wildylylylylyes
Also, apparently my dishwasher smells of dirty pussy. Should I be offended by this?

Otherwise, yes, and clean your dishwasher you dirty so and so.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:22,
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It was a bit ming in there, but I bleached the outlet and everything. It ought to smell lovely and chlorine-y.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:29,
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but what about the dishwasher?
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:30,
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but it's JUST WRONG
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:28,
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I don't like saying, "I write romance." Goo is better (and more descriptive of the juices).
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:44,
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derived from anecdotes I write in my sketchbook from time to time.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:46,
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If you ever need someone to be a beta reader, feel free to gaz me :)
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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The way it looks now, it cuts from first person anecdotes to traditional speech bubbles quite a bit. Might have to sort that out, so it's not too distracting.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:04,
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If not, is it actually a bad thing?
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:34,
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But it is by no means a bad thing. I'm thinking of cutting it down a bit though.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:45,
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It might make you feel a little better about playing fast and loose with style. It's really fun to read psycho jumpy stuff where you honestly don't know what the author will do next.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 23:33,
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I'm trying to talk to the nice lady about orifices.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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The box said she had 3 working offices.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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If not, why not?
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:47,
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I am quite tempted now.
"Hey, baby, you smell just like my mum's bathroom!"
*She groans* "I thought it would remind you of your teenage years."
"Yeah, and your pubes are now blonde like hers too!"
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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"Hey, baby, you smell just like my mum's bathroom!"
*She groans* "I thought it would remind you of your teenage years."
"Yeah, and your pubes are now blonde like hers too!"

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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:52,
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Edit: also, getting a brand name like that into a fantasy genre book is going to be challenging. Maybe if there was a lemon-scented pet duck which lived in the bathroom... But the heroine would still have to rub herself on it. Could be considered animal cruelty.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:55,
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ed: oh right fantasy. Make it the Commode Swan.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:01,
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Keeps a swan in a commode with which to freshen her lady parts.
You're right. It could sell.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:08,
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You're right. It could sell.

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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 19:58,
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I'm off for a bike ride. And to check on the nest box I made for the baby crow that was in need yesterday.
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:11,
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I think I've been on b3ta too long as I can't see a pie chart with gin and tonic on it without wanting to see jamnog. :D
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:26,
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It involved what Mu said outside a café at 8am, falling asleep propping my front door open (I live at work)and then passing out in the middle of the garden after destroying my strawberry patch.
One minute in is probably best
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:34,
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One minute in is probably best

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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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ed: what the hell is gin on tonic?
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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Mon 11 Jun 2012, 20:50,
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and the tonic. the jar sounds awesome, though.
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