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# I'm thinking of doing one of all the Avengers... and Loki.
The real challenge is making each of them work in that form.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Give them different forms.
Make Black Widow a cat, Hulk a pitbull, Hawkeye ANYTHING BUT A SHITTY ARROW MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Indeed~ and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought Hawkeye was a bit crap.
Yeah, he fires arrows, but Iron man is an alcoholic billionaire scientist with a robot suit.

Doesn't get more awesome than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:13, archived)
# They should have made him a fucking robot.
Utterly useless.

Bring in Black Panther or Vision, and send Robin Hood to the battle re-enactments in Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Mm, could have been worse, I guess.
Could have called in Ant Man, or some other forgotten Avenger. Black Panther would have been awesome though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:24, archived)
# Edgar Wright doing an Ant Man movie could be an excellent prospect.
The 60's had 'Fantastic Voyage' - which is still a great piece of sci-fi hokum.
And the 80's had 'Innerspace' - which was a lot of hokey fun.

The geometric advance of CGI, (plus the eye of the man who made 'Spaced', 'Shaun of The Dead' and 'Hot Fuzz'), is pure win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Ant Man has benefits, like you say.
But it's just a question of whether such a premise would have had much use in the Avengers movie...

Hmm... now I come to think of it, there's a lot a tiny scientist could do to benefit the team.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Surveillance and infiltration being primary additions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 22:53, archived)
# And of course, dodgy medical procedures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 23:02, archived)