Yeah yeah yeah, but why are the heels of her shoes different colours?
It must be some kind of secret signal to the Illuminati. Or something.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:37,
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The red one's a safety whistle for when she's shipwrecked.
It happens enough to warrant said whistle, apparently.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:47,
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