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# Oh right... so the inspection platform is for you to inspect your doings?
I thought you meant an overhead platform for others to inspect YOU. Or is that just Soviet Russia?
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# It's like a little shelf built into the porcelain.
When I was a student, my diet was lacking in fibre, so my sturdy British turds used to push me off the seat. A most uncomfortable circumstance, hence the need to aim straight down the hole.

e.g. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Washout_toilet
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Ah yes, I think I *have* used one of those
I don't like the look of those Anglo-Indian ones. I'm not against the idea of squatting, it's just that I can't even look at a picture of one without getting an urge to go and wash my feet.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:56, archived)
# "Hansh, Hansh! You must come and shee thish".
"Und bring your calipersh".
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:45, archived)