b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10801630 (Thread)

# the fact that i recognise both the lemming and the sarlacc is a source of both pride and geek-riddled shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)
# That is impressive. I was thinking Dune or Tremors.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# i have all 4 tremors films on dvd
trust me, i know my graboids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Order: Grabidae
Species: Sarlaccia
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# well, it's no assblaster
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I thought it was a load of rats' tails poking in the air
but thought some sort of cross-species sexing was about to take place
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)
# live-action hentai?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Shirley everyone knows Lemmings and Sarlacc?
fuckin faggots
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# you'd think so, but no.
fuck! gin, grenadine and lemonade is seriously nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# ON ZE PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
i'm stuck dogsitting till saturday. the least i can do is empty the booze supplies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)
# less dogshitting, more boozeguzzlin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)
# dogs are barking at the telly. stupid dogs.
i'm running out of gin, but there's a bottle of cava with my name on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)
# SWIG SWEET MS CAVA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, cava
and possibly a fried egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)
# don't forget the rum!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)
# no rum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)
# THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)
# i know, it's tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)