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Yay

Boba, I'm commmmmmmmmmmming!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)

This is sending Tremors down my spine!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)

the fact that i recognise both the lemming and the sarlacc is a source of both pride and geek-riddled shame

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:39, archived)

That is impressive. I was thinking Dune or Tremors.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)

i have all 4 tremors films on dvd

trust me, i know my graboids

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)

Order: Grabidae

Species: Sarlaccia

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)

well, it's no assblaster

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)

I thought it was a load of rats' tails poking in the air

but thought some sort of cross-species sexing was about to take place

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:42, archived)

live-action hentai?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)

Shirley everyone knows Lemmings and Sarlacc?

fuckin faggots

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)

you'd think so, but no.

fuck! gin, grenadine and lemonade is seriously nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)

ON ZE PISS!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

i'm stuck dogsitting till saturday. the least i can do is empty the booze supplies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:58, archived)

less dogshitting, more boozeguzzlin

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:01, archived)

dogs are barking at the telly. stupid dogs.

i'm running out of gin, but there's a bottle of cava with my name on it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

SWIG SWEET MS CAVA!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:06, archived)

mmmmmmmmm, cava

and possibly a fried egg on toast

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:08, archived)

don't forget the rum!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:24, archived)

no rum :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:28, archived)

THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)

i know, it's tragic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

JUMP YOU FUCKER, JUMP

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 21:55, archived)

Oh hai Dek

Here is the twelve-stacking phenomenon you were asking about on Tuesday. It's sellotaped together from three screengrabs, hence the slightly snedded lower twelve, and is shrunk to approx 1/4 of actual size, but you should get the idea.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

well that's just fucked, the whole point is that the twelves are either side of the javierl fuck gif

i don't understand that

All the little pieces are meant to make one massive fuckthing..in one piece.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)

I think it's just because they are three seperate images

and when there isn't enough room on the screen they come out stacked to fit in. I see them in their proper side-by-side formation if I do Ctrl - to zoom out, and if they are posted further to the left of the screen they come out with the left-hand one and the gif together and the right-hand one below.

I guess the only way round it would be to make them all part of the same .gif, but that might be more of a pain and waste a lot of space with big files.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:13, archived)

the fact they're three separate images shouldn't matter, it's their widths that count.

it's their widths that count.I try and make things not stretch the page for example this should be one whole (A-whole)

youtu.be/UiIfAT1advM
oh hai 12's

www.b3ta.com/links/Judge_Dredd_1995_Full_movie_HD_720
youtu.be/zJWizBO0B74
spotify:track:0oT6bp17bp05e8V2JEIaPM (Smoke Break (Instrumental) by The Alchemist)

prodigy FUCKASSAULT
www.b3ta.com/links/822021

spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)">spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy) (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)

noo changis
www.b3ta.com/links/822021

spotify:track:2Ce8RNjiyKmvCQxGwhRnki (The Heat (The Energy) by Prodigy)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:22, archived)

This is how that one appears

Basically any img that doesn't fit past the edge of the screen gets put on the line below.

I do agree they look grand lined up in one line. I can make this happen by zooming out or by displaying the post individually.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)

how big is your screen?

ooherr

this is how it looks for smee

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/the_12s_display_error_ch0d3.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:32, archived)

It's fullscreen, 4:3

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:33, archived)

no idea chapeau

have you considered wine?

Ed: how wide is your monitor/gameboy in inches?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:35, archived)

I ran out of wine about an hour ago

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

time to hit the whisky

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)

any meth?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)

Those jokers at the co-op don't sell meth

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

you should take a dook on the fish counter

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

It's a normal-sized monitor

I guess about 16" on the diagonal
Edit: It is 13" wide and 10" tall.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)

your shit is all fucked up*

www.b3ta.com/board/10801686

* Gandhi quote

oops, i meant this one
www.b3ta.com/board/10801689

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)

same here

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:36, archived)

THEFUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)

looks good to me

14" wide screen laptop

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)

I HAVE EXORCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISED THE DAEMON

good juice

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)

I think widescreen as opposed to fullscreen is the issue here

Widescreen can fit it. But I think the problem would still be the same on widescreen if it was posted further along a thread and was further to the right.

I get this on both Explorer and Firefox btw. You use Opera, don't you Dekion? Maybe Opera doesn't do it.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:52, archived)

hello

Yes I use Opera and my laptop is widescreen format.

You need to reinstall some wine and take a jazzum.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)

No more wine or jazzum for a few days, it would seem

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:18, archived)

smoke a blunt and try on hats

it's the only way to be sure

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:23, archived)

don't know the difference between widescreen and full screen

this laptop's 1366 pixels wide, native. i'm using explorer.
maybe if dek posted it again now, it'll do as you say

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)

I done posted the shit already

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)

i think i saw it.

i must've missed an earlier conversation, as i didn't really know what was going on

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)

I rarely know what's going on, I just juice the javierls and hope for good gubbins

^___________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:32, archived)

i just pretend, it usually works.

if it doesn't, everyone's too embarrassed to call me on it anyway
win/win

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)

i heard dat

youtu.be/zJWizBO0B74

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:47, archived)

nice

i was thinking more along the lines of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=200tmiDdht0&feature=related

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)

juice bang

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 1:06, archived)

Widescreen is like TVs now (16:9). Fullscreen is like TVs ten years ago (4:3).

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:11, archived)

ah, fullscreen is 4:3

i could never understand why tv manufacturers went 16:9, when movies are usually recorded at 21:9

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:28, archived)

cos TV manufacturers are dicks

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:39, archived)

don't get me started on dickish tv manufacturers

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 6 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)

Your stuff is always fucked!

I thought that was the point?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)

It's a question of whether it's fucked rightly or wrongly

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 23:30, archived)