Ha! That's excellent.But you left out a cheat called YELLOWPAGES where you can get a nice thick book stuffed down the back of your shirt when you get birched for being bumgay...
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pxyzyzygy,
Tue 22 Apr 2003, 14:11,
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After seeing your nickI'm tempted to 'shop Biggles ejaculating crisps.
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Tue 22 Apr 2003, 14:14,
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Sounds like a euphemism"yeah me infection were so bad, it was like ejaculatin' crisps"
( Fat Marrow,
Tue 22 Apr 2003, 14:20,
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