so gonna need a bigger stretcher...
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47,
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he's slimmed down recently.
He's now just a cunt.
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benito vaselini no not that one,
Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:39,
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lovely
"When Moyles arrived at Radio 1 in 1997, John Peel took an instant dislike to him and accused him of being a "DLT-in-waiting", referring to veteran jock Dave Lee Travis. Moyles responded that Peel was a "Kenny Everett-in-waiting, because Kenny Everett's dead and it's only a matter of time before John pops his clogs"."
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:59,
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charming chap
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:17,
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I've always hated the guy
But the sheer, unparalleled wit of his riposte here has won me over.
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Willmot laid a scotch egg,
Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:46,
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