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HAHAHAHA

i actually sharted myself about an hour ago, i had a dodgy prawn salad last night and thought my shits were over.

wrong.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)

God don't mention prawns....

I went and brought some yesterday, got home and was in so much pain forgot to take them out of my bag, remembered them this afternoon, to find they'd obviously defrosted in my bag, but the bag they were in had a hole in it, so the prawn juice was all over the rest of my shopping, filled the bottom of my bag with fish stink and gue, I also tried a big handfull of them to see if they were ok after being defrosted overnight and left out of the fridge, and now my stomach is doing somersalts as well and I feel decidedly sick :-(

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)

poor cunt

i only did two squirts, the shart was a bit demeaning though :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)

At least it means I can have bacon for tea, and not a whole bag of prawns that I thought I was going to have too eat...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)

can't go wrong with bacon

it's shit and amazing at the same time. good aul bacons.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)

Noms away....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)

Awwww, I extend my sympathy.

Yesterday I ate some out of date houmous, 3 hours later I gambled on a fart and experienced liquid shit running down the back of one knee as I left the Co-Op.

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Shlvng, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)