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# Stonehenge fire garden
Anti ris here www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-18793149

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:05, archived)
# y, you got some front posting this
it's pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:18, archived)
# You may have a brief reply...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# You're off your trolley(s)!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
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(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:19, archived)
# THREAD DELETER
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
#
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Ill-uminating
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I have a lampshade just like it....
Well it's got shit on it anyway...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:23, archived)
# I've seen your hat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Nice isn't it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# more like
the visible beard
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:04, archived)
# That's my wnter plumage!
Now it's summer I shave every 3 or 4 weeks weather I need too or not :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
i actually sharted myself about an hour ago, i had a dodgy prawn salad last night and thought my shits were over.

wrong.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:25, archived)
# God don't mention prawns....
I went and brought some yesterday, got home and was in so much pain forgot to take them out of my bag, remembered them this afternoon, to find they'd obviously defrosted in my bag, but the bag they were in had a hole in it, so the prawn juice was all over the rest of my shopping, filled the bottom of my bag with fish stink and gue, I also tried a big handfull of them to see if they were ok after being defrosted overnight and left out of the fridge, and now my stomach is doing somersalts as well and I feel decidedly sick :-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:33, archived)
# poor cunt
i only did two squirts, the shart was a bit demeaning though :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:51, archived)
# At least it means I can have bacon for tea, and not a whole bag of prawns that I thought I was going to have too eat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:56, archived)
# can't go wrong with bacon
it's shit and amazing at the same time. good aul bacons.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Noms away....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Awwww, I extend my sympathy.
Yesterday I ate some out of date houmous, 3 hours later I gambled on a fart and experienced liquid shit running down the back of one knee as I left the Co-Op.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Compo it!
It's you in your underwear!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:24, archived)