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# Or alternatively
go all Anders Breivik on them...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I was extremely tempted
as I always am with people who operate extremely slowly in life, especially when they are directly in front of me

But I was armed only with a cheese and ham croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:26, archived)
# French weaponry is no use...
...hence their reliance over the years on white flags.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:29, archived)
# Napoleon temporarily reversed this trend
but squandered lots of lives in doing so celebrating his own magnificence, which is why history generally calls him a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# and subsequent French leaders have only managed to emulate him in one way
...lack of height.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 14 Jul 2012, 23:42, archived)
# though he was slightly above average height
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# he had a tiny cock though
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 0:55, archived)