Don't eat the coal, it'll just make your poo black
If you sit on it long enough it'll turn into a diamond.
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boris the spider,
Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:26,
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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Grind down the coal and mix with water to make Guinness
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:33,
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