At one time my login was 'Boris the Non-Swearing Spider'
I had to change it when it was obvious I was still swearing :(
Sorry for calling you a cunt, I'm sure you're not a cunt.
Edit: Not sure about the rest of them though.
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boris the spider,
Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:03,
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He is. He's a twatflapper.
And so's his wife.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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I quite like "twatflapper"
and the related "flaptwatter"
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boris the spider,
Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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