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# bring me a rolled up newspaper
i'll sort out the silk shitting wench in a jiffy.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Man asks his wife if she'd buy him a newspaper while she's out...
"Silly, you can use my iPad dear" she says.
When she comes back the iPad is in a million pieces on the lounge floor.
"What the?" she screams.
"That spider never saw it coming" says he.
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# i just don't understand why people are scared of spiders
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)