Your boss is probably a vampire.Hammering two feet of wood through his/her chest will soon fix that.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:15,
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Don't tempt me.I have to try so hard not to look at him as some curious object when he's talking to me. Four months to go...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:34,
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