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# Jane really loves her Tarzan
(benzjie Abducting aliens since 1966, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:36, archived)
# The cock on the vine's all mine, all mine.
The cock on the vine is all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Why Aye Man
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:49, archived)
# What do they call a citizens advice bureau worker in Newcastle?
FYI Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 14:50, archived)
# if you put your location as Newcastle on facebook, you get a 'like' button after every word.
Now say these words.... as they are, without accent: Ligature, Yeff, Gutter, Fierce, Lake, Appearer, Tets.

Or...

Look at you. You've got a face like a pair of tits.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha! And here's me, thinking I couldn't do a Geordie accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Still.....
Would rather listen to you than Alistair 'the twat' McGowen.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Bloody hell, is he still going?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:28, archived)
# *shudders*
If by 'going' you mean the same non jokes he's always done, then yes. His typical 'what would (person A I can impersonate)
do if they met (person B who I can impersonate) sort of joke.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I find impersonation shows to be fairly tiresome any way.
Bo Selecta was alright though... until every single person in the UK started quoting the fuck out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 16:53, archived)
# The first time I ever saw the first episode of that
On my 'on digital' pre-pay freeview box (THATS how long ago) I genuinely thought I was going to stop breathing through laughing, It was that funny. But when it eventually came to proper E4 and then C4 it became shit. Although I did overhear someone recently say 'oh no my tails popped out' for some reason, that did make me laugh.
*edit* I DID use to smoke large amounts of weed back then mind....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I think I was about 10 or 11 when it came out
and found it absolutely incredible. I stopped paying attention after a while though, it just started losing steam once it got more popular, and everyone and their dog had seen it.

I imagine if I watched the older ones now piss-drunk, I'd find them just as funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 20:19, archived)