nopeapperently you'll survive armageddon if you get under the table and put a paper bag on your head
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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk,
Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:04,
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NoThe correct procedure is infact to turn yourself into a cockroach
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do,
Wed 23 Apr 2003, 2:09,
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