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# Everybody dun saw dat!
dat chair had a gun! it had a gun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# look at him now :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:31, archived)
# NSFW!
Dude! there could be innocent chairs watching!

Look at this filth!!!

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# innocent chairs?
On here?
Nah! Just a bunch of dirty sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)
# tatty USED sofas
from second hand shops

owned by a wrinkled old man that looks like he's done everything.

every piece of furniture imaginable.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# *bokes*
I bet he sat naked on it on sweltering days too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I bet he shimmied on it too
back and forth, back and forth, oh yeah.. oh yeah sofa so good oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)
# bet it was a LEATHER sofa too...
Squeak, squeak, squeak
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# *keeps minutes*
"the chair opened the meeting with a personal request to those present"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, archived)