How do you kill something that can't possibly be alive?

Quick and shit etc. Just had to get it out of my head.
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hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop,
Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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he fucking hates cars!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:15,
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I'll just stick this here.

Mustabindun.
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hulver is wrist-deep in his own hoop,
Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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:)
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 11 Sep 2012, 16:58,
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