if its real haloumi and not some 'tastes like Haloumi' reconstituted goat hoofs
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40,
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Those ones aren't especially fake -
they're just knocked out in the same German factory as all that Edam and Cheddar and other supermarket stuff that doesn't have PDO status.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:44,
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