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QUESTION: What's the best cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Free cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Actually...
...grilled halloumi is pretty awesome, but a good strong cheddar is still king.


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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# THIS^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# These are great
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
Stilton...or maybe Dolcellate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'd have to go with Cambazola...

Though if we're allowed to specify presentation it'd be a proper Greek Saganaki fried cheese with a twist of lemon.
Closely followed by crunchy-grilled Red Leicester on lightly toasted white farmhouse loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# The tasteless stuff on pizza
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Cheddar, very sharp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Haloumi
Hands down. you can toast bake & fry it...It is truly WONDEROUS BEAST.
tHE MEAT OF THE CHEESE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Morrisons had a pack of 4 'Haloumi Burgers' for grilling.
Proper cheeseburgers. Though not exactly the low-fat option...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# if its real haloumi and not some "tastes like Haloumi" reconstituted goat hoofs
Salivates
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Those ones aren't especially fake -
they're just knocked out in the same German factory as all that Edam and Cheddar and other supermarket stuff that doesn't have PDO status.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Grilled in a sandwich
Noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Knee cheese!
of course
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hurrah for cheese knees!
Got that HLF thing submitted a few weeks ago BTW. Should hear in December. Will get back to you if it's good news!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Knees are made for cheese!
Oh ta!, Good luck with it fella, I was worrying you might need stuff before December, as I'm fully booked till then. Give me a shout when you hear summat!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Nah it's quite a long gestation period...
Will need some luck. It turns out we're asking them for rather a large chunk of their national allocation!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# This is grate!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Whatever cheese I happen to be eating at any given moment.
And YAY cheers for the mention. I might put my hand to fleshing our Mr. Lecter :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Goat.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Nice one
cheers Rob!

Cheese-wise, Stilton, cheddar, crumbly Lancashire would by my favourites, but has to be Roquefort. Pity it's so expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Horsepalettecheese

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Gahhhhh
this still freaks me out every time i see it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Cheese toastie noms :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# this is still one of the most horrible things i've ever seen on b3ta
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Thanks XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# >boke<
>click<
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 18:15, archived)
# nobbcheez
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# The cheese found underneath old ladies boobs when you have to give them a bed bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Just sicked up a bit
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Apparently It's really nasty.
But goes lovely grilled on some wholemeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Ah-ha!!
...so that's where granny is hiding it.

BRB LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Top cheese tip: gorgonzola and date sandwiches
Bear with me here, it's a winner. Slice gorgonzola and put on bread. In a small saucepan heat up chopped dates with a splash of water to make a datey paste. Spread paste on cheese and put more bread on top. Behold the sandwich of the gods.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Bramble jelly on Boursin on half a french loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:45, archived)
# The clash of salt and sweet.....makes for an awesome tastebud battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Cheezus, or Savourier of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Has to be blue veined of course!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# boursin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:53, archived)
# cheddar with cruncy bits
stuffed into apples

(or poutine)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Ta

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Danish Blue.
Or Cahill's Red Wine cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Jarlsberg!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:19, archived)
# liverot
ta for the news
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 16:54, archived)
#
Dairy Lee triangles on a bed of roast shrew with a glass of chilled weedkiller, if you're paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Gruyère
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Cheers.
Could I have a chunk of Roquefort with it please?
(minimalist ..., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 17:45, archived)