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# I thought all JD's papers were burned on his funeral pyre.
Where did you get that from?
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:01, archived)
# A few scattered notes and a couple of complete novels were salvaged by his housekeeper
She replaced them with toilet paper.


The Poop That Took A Pee Chapter 1:
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.


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"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip. It was... wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The pee he got on the woman's leg, and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop, it smelled like a butt.

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And the poop and the pee lived happily every after. The end.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:08, archived)
# That's beautiful and haunting. It will live with me forever.
If only he'd published more while he was alive :(
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:23, archived)
# I think South Park have released everything there was left :(
(, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 0:32, archived)