Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21,
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You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33,
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and near-death-road-traffic-accident-defenestration escape skills
Why was that never in the film? I demand to know!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49,
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The word defenestration alone should be in at least 540% more films
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59,
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