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# edited with happytoast's sorcery
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:13, archived)
# awesome escape skillorz
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)
# You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# and near-death-road-traffic-accident-defenestration escape skills
Why was that never in the film? I demand to know!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# The word defenestration alone should be in at least 540% more films
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# why not make it smaller (under the 400k) with a link to a full colour super massive version?
you went to a lot of trouble to get it to the size you did, seems odd to stop there/waste the original :)
Here's a 200k version www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/jedi_truck_sml.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:16, archived)
# there is no full colour super massive version
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)
# I'd go for a higher quality image, but fewer frames tbh.
Your 200k one is too small/lowres to make much out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)
# it's the same size as his (he used teh codez), I removed the frames just like you suggested
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Ah well, you see, the thing is-
*hurls sand in toasty's eyes*
*runs and hides in /offtopic*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# The size rules are dying a death, man.
Maybe an update of the FAQ is in order to compensate for generally zippier broadband speeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:24, archived)
# ^^^THIS WITH SILLY HATS ON!
*STARTS PETITION*

...brb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I'd rather see links to bigger files than the board filled with 1mb jedis
or people desperate to go HD just use the Links board and YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Six of the images on the Popular Page are all over the 100k limit, and quite a few of them have been posted by old regulars.
I think an update, but one within reason, is definitely required. Maybe 200k for an image and 600k for an animation.
The only danger would be that people then start creeping up to 250k/700k because they can't be arsed to optimise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)
# as you say, as soon as you raise it people say why isn't it bigger
This isn't the tate online or even worth1000, jokes are more important than technique and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Moggy reckons that she posted something on board just now but she can't see other users.
Has everyone got her on ignore3.0? I certainly haven't so I'm a bit mystified.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# nope. and nope.
rob's 'crazy oriental' filter, maybe?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:29, archived)
# She's been exiled to Bizarro b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:30, archived)
# that's /talk isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I daren't go find out.
I wonder if Moggy has ever been over to /talk, and what would happen if she stayed there...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:35, archived)
# stuj would be all over that :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah, I heard of the legend that is, Ding.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:06, archived)
# it seems she's upset a mod and got herself stepped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Trying to explain this in sentences that google translate doesn't completely trash is a right fucking headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:42, archived)
# She emailed me, I looked in to it, told her the facts, and she said this place is shit and despotically run.
if she doesn't like it she should go and find a place that does like mutilated bunny girls and the like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I don't get it, from the little I've looked into dA ... even had an account there for a short time - the shame :( ... they look pretty strict on the whole 'unacceptable content' thing.
You'd think she'd be used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Outrage for the sake of outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Yet more LOOK AT ME.
Who'da thunk it?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I fucking LOVE paedo necro bestiality
but I wouldn't keep it on my cache overnight, much less post it on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Any idea how long?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)
# She tried to post that Texas Chainsaw Maria pic by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# The one with the pneumatic dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Haha, aye
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Ooo we can see the parent post if we go through her profile, now, if we add the parent post number to the generic reply code, could we all blind troll her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# I just tried, I have no idea if it worked or not.
b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=10853629
If anyone else wants to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Yes, it works!
It's the ultimate b3ta counter-culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Except it's completely shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:06, archived)
# I need to draw something as fucking weird as that.
Creative juices aren't flowing as much as they should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Oh, that's why she just sent me a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I've never ignored her.
Told her to fuck off a few times, mind.

Moggy did to B3ta what so many writers did to decent TV shows, and turned it from a comedy drama to a cheap soap.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# those crazy jedis!!!
that shit be well LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:18, archived)
# He did it from another galaxy and years in the past too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Some fucking l33t skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:55, archived)
# thought you'd enjoy that :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:26, archived)
# That Obi-wan is forever wrist-deep in virals
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# wrist-deep in n00b-lulz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:51, archived)
# so is the deal, that you take literally any gif
and just before the end, put the jedi in?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# See also: every other meme b3ta has ever seen.
This is an odd point to get picky, micky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:46, archived)
# nope
some bandwagons are funny, some are stupid, many are fun

taking a.n. other video to gif, and editing in ewan macgegor both removes any inherent humour from the gif, and telegraphs the punchline

and it's long past it's welcome
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:57, archived)
# to be fair
the source gif was full of win before i fucked with it, and i feel the double hit force push only improved upon it.

you have the option to disagree, if that's the case i can only apologise for wasting your precious bandwidth.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:34, archived)
# this jedi shit never gets old
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# this jedi shit is getting old
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:18, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:38, archived)